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Old 02-09-2010, 12:15 PM
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Rex you can fish with me anytime. Of course i will have 5 anne arundel county officers and my buddy who is on the presidential swat team with me and fully armed.
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:09 PM
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Hey Stinkbait, I have your back on this one. Just tell me when to show up at Adam's Ribs.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:31 PM
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Funny how the two biggest whiners on here decided to get together to flex their internet muscles. Put down the Zinfandel and Vaseline boys, you're getting carried away!

You'll note that I have never personally attacked anyone on this board. Maybe I've called someone whiner, but if you can't handle that, then maybe you ARE a whiner. My aggression has always been focused toward what should be our common enemies and the issues that are consistently trying to damage this great country of ours.

Call me all the names you want, Stinkdick and Baldballs. I know damn well that if you were ever within spittin' distance of me, you'd both give me the "it was all in good fun" line.
One....just one fishing report...tip...insight...anything would be nice to see from you. Do you actually fish or just hang out on fishing boards trying to feel like a man???

I spent many moons in the Navy and did 3 MEU deployments. So it's joke time you little jarhead wannabe (i.e. lets see how tough your skin is):

Q. What's the difference between Rex's freezer and his boyfriend?
A. Rex's freezer doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.

Q. Why does Rex prefer ribbed condoms when he's plugging his man?
A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What's Rex's favorite pickup line in the queer bars?
A. "May I push your stool in"?

Rex walks into the kitchen in the morning and sees his boyfriend jacking off into a sandwich bag. He asks what he's doing. "Packing your lunch" he replies.

I got more but they would be a little over the line.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:01 PM
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Where is the eatin' popcorn smiley?....

I think Slayer may have over did what I did....

Lol...I think he just made #1 on Rex's list....

If'n Rex doesn't have his panties in a bunch now.....

Remember Glum from Gulliver's Travels?!? "Were Doomed, It'll never work, we'll all be killed"....comes to mind

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Old 02-09-2010, 10:16 PM
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yeah, I've learned after all my time on these silly boards, a stupid smiley makes anything you say ok

see that was so nice...but I'm gonna stay logged off for a while before Rexageddon hits!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:15 AM
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What are dooodads?
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:38 AM
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OK, so Slayer is the "knight in shining armor" of this board. Check. He's also the "I'll do anything for a laugh and attention" guy. Check again. I notice a theme with your "jokes". Unfortunately, I lack that type of life experience which you seem to really have down. I guess "don't ask, don't tell" worked out for you.

For the record, NOTHING anyone here says will ever piss me off or offend me.
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:41 AM
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Something rex doesn't have.............Gary
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:11 PM
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OK, so Slayer is the "knight in shining armor" of this board. Check. He's also the "I'll do anything for a laugh and attention" guy. Check again. I notice a theme with your "jokes". Unfortunately, I lack that type of life experience which you seem to really have down. I guess "don't ask, don't tell" worked out for you.

For the record, NOTHING anyone here says will ever piss me off or offend me.
You're joking right (or are you just a joke)? That's part of Marine Corps humor. The Chaplains know harsher ones that that. The grunts in the BLT's that I deployed with knew some that would make a maggot puke.

Are you really Marine Corps through and through like you claim? I don't believe you are. Just another wannabe. What unit(s) were you with? What ships and when deployed? And your MOS?
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:43 PM
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Slayer, send me a private message.
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