Not sure whether to run a drill bit into my head or cut off a leg.
Might even try to adjust the garage door spring
Need to get out of going to the Bon Jovi concert tomorrow
Wife got tickets and wants me to go.
For a heavy metal freak - there is little worse. Maybe front row to American Idol.
Went a few years ago - hour into the show I debated setting myself on fire.
Hour and a half - they took the lighter from me
Made it through but required three days of listening to Cannibal Corpse ( their Christmas CD ) to get back to normal.
Guess I'll take ear plugs this time.