You really do have the flu
and a fever probably to boot
The Mr. Carter is me (Marty). But I can forgive you since I always thought your last name was Tipsler. I had to change it in my phone to the correct spelling
And I still don't know Mike's (garlien) last name. He has fished with me fifty times; the wife and I just call him "Rich Mike"
Often, my wife ask's questions about guys I fish with (like where do they work, are they married, do they have any kids), I tell her I don't know! She says, What do you guys talk about all day? I tell her "nothing, we just fish".
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