[Blakesdad]

Dad's on a roll...... Enjoy....

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a
turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one, the Muslim spat the tail in her direction, requiring her
to deflect it.

Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing
that, you stupid Catholic *****."

She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers,
you'll get 20 years, you towel headed camel-****er."


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