Fishing Report
 

A lot of the ladies on here whine that I don't post reports, so here it is:

I just got back from taking my brother out on the "Future Minority" (FM for short)--my 26' Proline CC for a quick trip this morning. We dropped the boat in at Solomons but he was sure that we'd catch fish by the CP marker. Goddam if he wasn't right. We caught about 14 fish in 2 1/2 hours, ranging from 31" to 44". We kept the 44 and a 42. For all the crybabies, I hate to break it to you, but the 42 had roe in it, which I gave to some foreigner at the ramp, along with the carcass. F'in savage.

Most hits were on inside board lines with singles and small umbrellas. The bigger fish were eating in deep water--60' plus. We only run white lures, so that's what they hit.

You OK ?

Giving food to some foreigner instead of crushing him with your 40 inch mudder tires and then spiining out on his remains.

Must be full moon - you're slipping.

At least you're using only white lures - heaven help us if the chartruese and white were to mix , then what.

to the op- :rolleyes:

-JB

Yeah Let alone the "purple" shads... :D I bet Rex wouldn't get caught dead with one of them on his boat.... Man is he missin' out.... :D

Bet he even custom ordered white reels and rods. :rolleyes:

You two are really having a hen party here, aren't you? You can keep all that neon, purple, and pink glitter junk to yourselves. That crap is some twisted excuse to let your inner woman out without thinking you're some kind of fruit loop. Guess what....

Well Rex....for all the tough he-man bull****......I'm offering you a day of fishing as a guest on my boat.....I'd really like to learn how to catch 14 fish in 2 1/2 hours during a week when the fishing has been pathetic. I'll invite Baldy and Skip along since they don't know how to fish either......call me 443-223-2218.

I'm there...(PS I owe you a call sorry man, I'm all over the place right now)

PS Can I bring (and we run) my pink umbrella, I am sure REx would love that one...c'mon Rexy...let's go, I think you probably are more of a Calvin Burrell looking guy...big tough internet bad boy!!

Naaaw there Rexy.. this is how we let out our inner woman... :rolleyes:
http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/y...BloodySkip.jpg

Looks like I stirred the hen house! You Mousekateers can KMA.

Why does Old No. 7 have a moustache?
To hide the stretch marks

What do Baldzilla and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

What does Skip call his hemmorhoids?
Speed bumps

There, now we're even. Goinfishin, I won't fall for your trick to get me on your boat to learn my advanced fishing techniques.

BTW, it may surrpise you ladies that I've made some friendships here and I've been told that the picture of the guy kissing the striper on the rag is your own superhero Skipper. Now that's a far cry from the guy who cried over seeing fish ovaries. What gives, Skipper?

Happens every full moon - see blood and can not help myself :D

Well Rex, it was an honest invite......I doubt you could teach me much about fishing the Bay that generations of the Bay's best fishermen haven't already taught me over the last 40+ years. If you can I would welcome the opportunity to learn.
To make things perfectly clear, I have met some very good fisherman on this and other boards and have developed some strong friendships with guys who would give you the shirt off their back.
So ya see.....I'm intrigued......who's really hiding behind the patriotic gorilla with the bazooka ? (1) A real man and good fisherman with a sense of humor I could appreciate? Or (2) some snot-nosed whining liar who isn't worthy of licking JoeDaDog's *ss clean?

And yes, I'm publicly calling you out......the offer stands.
You have my number.

Goinsfishin...
"DING DING!!!!!!" (me hitting the buzzer) "ummm what is.. #2?"

I haven't been told that I'm being "called out" since I was in high school. In my grown up world, by the time you're "called out", you're on your ass or putting your boot in someone's neck--not inviting them on a fishing trip!

Let me explain something. Just because you can type a statement, it doesn't make it reality. I may or may not fish with you but it is not an indicator of who I am. I have fished with two guys on this board, but they are not part of your little Powder Puff clique. I've proven more than enough to God and country over the years and definitely don't need to prove jack sh*t to anyone here. If you don't like my positions, ignore me. I sure as sh*t have fought hard enough for the freedoms of this nation and I plan to exercise each and every one of them to its fullest.

A few of you seem really focused on old Rex. Worry about yourselves, your families, and what you can do to contribute to this great country of ours.

That was intersting:D:D:D I think goinfisin was inviting you to go fishing you should take him up on it i hear he is a great fisherman.

Rex,
Allow me to be the 3rd. You are invited on my maiden voyage since C&R ended on Friday. I am going out with another guy, we will keep your identity "quiet" if you so desire. At this point, I have been off the water for exactly a month, I do not know where the fish are, but I am looking forward to a good day on the water and drinking some good old american beer.

I PMd you my #, give me a shout and we'll go, serious,, just an invite...

Rex is actually an excellent teacher.

Rex: If you can, go with Badzilla. He ain't as sissified as he looks, sounds, or shakes hands. :D

Well daggone......actually got a response......making progress here.

Rex, I'm not questioning your right to say anything you want......any more than I would expect you to question my right to do the same......far as I know this is still America.
Although I could do without the name-calling and the personal attacks, your free to take any position you so desire.
I'm just trying to meet in person the individual behind "Rex"......as we all know in this internet age any snot-nosed kid can be Superman behind a keyboard.......just trying to find out.......is this persona real or are we dealing with a poseur?
So the offer to go fishing stands.......hell if I don't wanna associate with you after we've met the boat can go back to the dock.
Steve

Capt. Steve,

Bet Joe eats Rex's lunch...pobably pukes. I doubt Joe can handle tea sammich's, hummus, yougurt, and frilly little doillies to put 'em on (just like he eats near Dupont Circle). Joe can't even hold his pinky out like Rex......

Don't ask...don't tell Rex,

Jim

Y'all 2 funny ova hear on the Island wed just have us a asswhupping party, keep that bs ova on the west shore.